First I would like to say that I don’t think much of Vida Guerra. For starters, she’s not that pretty and secondly her ass isn’t as perfect as the Photoshop wizards at FHM want you to believe it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I’m not crazy! I mean, would you give up the opportunity to have a booty like that as your personal pillow? Look at it! The thing has neck support and all. Hmm… but you may wanna double bag the pillow case.

Check out the rest of this photo shoot at FHM.com

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In case any of you are new to the site, let me just say that from time to time I’ve been known to pick on celebs that put on some weight. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw these new pictures of a lingerie clad Adriana Lima. From the looks of it, she’s sporting a few extra pounds, and to be honest with you, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look better! It’s actually a nice change to see a model at the top of her game who doesn’t feel the need to be stick thin. Hopefully more models will try and emulate Adriana because we don’t need to see another runway skeleton die from anorexia, like we did this week. It’s very sad. By the way, don’t think I’m getting soft on all of you. As soon as the latest batch of bloated Mariah Carey pics come out, I’ll be the first to critique them.

Don’t you hate people that can’t keep their big fat mouths shut? So do I, unless that person happens to be Adriana Lima. Am I the only one that notices that she constantly has her mouth open in pictures? And not “lips slightly parted” open either. I’m talking wide mouthed, tongue out, and raunchy! I love it. Don’t believe me? Well how do you explain this, this, this and this? What is she trying to tell us with all these suggestive oral displays? Is she just really proud of that supermodel tongue of hers, or could she be hinting that she’s only a virgin from the neck down? Let’s ponder that question while checking out these new pics of her backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

It looks like Adriana Lima and her supermodel friends are out shilling lingerie just in time for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 5th. I admit, I’ve never watched the broadcast but I have seen plenty of the past events’ pictures. To be honest, that’s enough for me. I mean, how many times can I watch models walk up and down a catwalk before getting bored. Yes, you heard me. Bored. A guy like me needs — no, demands more! Not much more, but just enough to keep my attention in a world where celebrity sex tapes are everywhere and internet porn is free. Maybe Adriana Lima can use that crazy tongue of hers and use it to do something really naughty to Gisele Bundchen. Oh yeah, that would certainly keep me “up” for the full hour!

*Last years Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Sometimes I really hate seeing pictures of Adriana Lima. Now before you all start thinking I’m some kind of sexual deviant, eunuch or imbecile, allow me to explain. Looking at Adriana is like looking at a top of the line Ferrari. Both are absolutely gorgeous, but you’ll never be able to afford either. In the end, you’re reminded that women like that don’t date guys like you and me! I guess that would be be better for her anyway. If we did date, that prized ass of hers would be so covered in bite marks, that she’d never get a paying gig again.

*Check out more Adriana Lima pictures here.