• Rosie O’Donnell has called it quits earlier than expected on The View.
• Kelly Preston does a scissor kick into the air from the beach!
• Yikes! Petra Nemcova had a bit of a slip. A nipple slip.
• Jennifer Aniston may be adopting a baby. Maybe.
• Sharon Stone may be over 50, but she sure doesn’t look it in these hot bikini photos.
• Paula Abdul’s nose probably wasn’t broken at all. It just got messed up from one of her own hissy fits.
• Lindsay Lohan is a stripper in one of her upcoming movies.
• Halle Berry is NOT pregnant. Damn clothing!
• The Entourage boys are having a blast in Cannes
• Brandy is getting sued!
• Somebody please kick out the fringe out.
• Do we really need another Britney Spears around?
• Sources for Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe are denying the National Enquirer’s claim that they hooked up in a bathroom at L.A.’s Les Deux last week. A source told the tabloid that Phillippe stopped by Britney’s table and soon after she her had arms around him. Her bodyguards supposedly caught her in the men’s bathroom “groping and kissing” Phillippe.
• The Post has run a photo of Angelina Jolie on the red carpet for the premiere of Ocean’s 13 in Cannes and says these days because of her skinny appearance she is more is more “vein-popping” than “eye-popping”.
• Jessica Simpson followed Leonardo DiCaprio around “like a lost puppy” Saturday night while the two were on a private yacht for a party, according to a spy. DiCaprio seemed “freaked out” and tried to ignore her.
• Mary-Kate Olsen and Matthew Modine have both been cast on Weeds. Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl who becomes a love interest for Mary-Louise Parker’s character’s son, sources say. Modine will play a real-estate agent.
• Keira Knightley has accepted a $6,000 settlement of her libel claim against a British tabloid over a story that suggested she was to blame for the death of an anorexic teenager. In January, the Daily Mail published a photo of Knightley in a bikini with the headline: “If pictures like this one of Keira carried a health warning, my darling daughter might have lived.” Kate Wilson, representing the publisher of the Daily Mail, Associated Newspapers, told a court Thursday the newspaper accepted that Knightley was not responsible for a death, and that Knightley does not have an eating
  disorder, and has not misled the public.

• Pamela Anderson Dons Baywatch Bikini Again [Egotastic]
• I See Jonathan Lipnicki Has the Same Stylist [DListed]
• Ali Larter Loves Her Drink [IDLYITW]
• Leo Ponders Life Over A Stiff Drink [PopSugar]
• Lindsay Lohan Nylon Magazine Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
• Snoop Dogg Dissed by Australia [HollywoodRag]
• Justin Timberlake Brings Waxy Back [ASL]
• Hugh Grant’s Baked Bean Beat Down [CityRag]
• Avril Lavigne Promotes Her CD In Tokyo [ImNotObsessed]
• Fringing With The Stars [Trendmill]
• Gwen and P!nk Cut From “Idol Gives Back” [TMZ]

• Britney Spears tipping off paps to show off bod? A source told the Daily News that Britney has been calling paparazzi agencies before running her daily errands for the past couple weeks.
• Alec Baldwin asks NBC to release him from his 30 Rock contract, according to a transcript released to the AP from his taping of The View. The actor said he wants to focus his time on “parental alienation,” after a nasty voicemail he left on his daughter’s cell phone was leaked. NBC released a statement as well, saying they are looking forward to Baldwin continuing his role on the show and did not indicate that he would be getting out of his contract.
• Avril Lavigne’s album “Best Damn Thing” hit No. 1 on the Billboard charts this week, beating Nine Inch Nails’ “Year Zero” (No. 2), “Now 24” (No. 3), and American Idol finalist Bucky Covington’s debut album (No. 4)
• Sarah Silverman will be hosting this year’s MTV Movie Awards. Good choice! “When they first asked me to host the MTV Movie Awards, I got all choked up,” says Sarah. “I was trying to eat an apple at the same time, and it went down the wrong pipe.”

the secret
is out

rosie will announce
on wednesday
leaving the view
will stay
’till end of season

rosie’s rep no comment
all reported by tmz
come on people
u have 2 c

bigger and better
things await