• Johnny Depp is Going to Marry Vanessa Paradis [IDLYITW]
• Jonathan Rhys Meyers is Out of Rehab [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson & Eva Longoria Get Their Grind On (Video) [Egotastic]
• Brit’s Friends Warn Her to Stay Away from Howie Day [PopSugar]
• Carmen Electra Will Teach You How To Be Sexy [HollywoodTuna]
• Why is Paris Still Driving? [HollywoodRag]
• Paris Already Getting Threads From Inmates [ASL]
• Cameron Diaz: Blonde Ambition [CityRag]
• Victoria Beckham’s Car Breaks Down [ImNotObsessed]
• Metal Works [Trendmill]
• Akon Apologizes — I Didn’t Know She Was Underage [TMZ]
• Victoria Beckham’s Price of Beauty: $34,000 [UsWeekly]

• Demi & Ashton Still Doing the Kabbalah Thing [ASL]
• Paris Hilton Smokes Up @ Coachella [DListed]
• Brad Pitt Wants a Butt Double [IDLYITW]
• Some More Jessica Simpson on Display [Egotastic]
• Tom & Katie are Moving on Up [PopSugar]
• Whatever Happened to Rachael Leigh Cook? [TunaFlix]
• Paris Hilton Files For an Appeal[HollywoodRag]
• David Arquette’s High Times [CityRag]
• Thomas Haden Church Has a Crush on Helen Mirren[ImNotObsessed]
• Spots of Color [Trendmill]
• Ty Pennington Speaks Out About DUI Bust[TMZ]
• Lost to Get Lost in 2010 [UsWeekly]

The Miss Universe 2007 contestants obviously have never watched Lost or The Incredibles.

Pictured below: Zuleyka Rivera (Miss Universe 2006), Daniela Stucan (Miss Argentina 2007) and Veronica Gonzalez (Miss Costa Rica 2007) pose in a Mexicana airplane jet engine in Mexico City on Thursday. The 56th annual Miss Universe competition is on May 28th.

• Beyonce Gets Soaked for Vibe [PopSugar]
• When Sienna Looks in the Mirror… [DListed]
• Tom Cruise Isn’t Going to Like This [IDLYITW]
• Britney’s Topless Gardening [Egotastic]
• Is Jessica Alba Too Shy To Be Sexy? [HollywoodRag]
• Is Rosie Getting Soft? [ASL]
• Jedi Dog [CityRag]
• Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Esposito: Divorce! [ImNotObsessed]
• Warner Bros. Options Frank Miller’s Ronin [TunaFlix]
• Smells like Plaid Spirit [Trendmill]
• Bullock to Obsessed Fan: Back Off Now! [TMZ]
• UsTv: Inside the Hot Hollywood Style Bash [UsWeekly]

• Gisele Bundchen Clips Her Victoria’s Secret Wings [IDLYITW]
• Keira Wants to Look Like Ditto [DListed]
• Alyson Hannigan Hits the Beach [Egotastic]
• Drew Emerges from Coachella Unscathed [PopSugar]
• Lindsay Lohan Likes To Party In Her Bra [HollywoodTuna]
• Britney Spears is Back to Normal, Sorta [HollywoodRag]
• Lohan in Bed with Ellen [ASL]
• Rachael Ray Has No Cred [CityRag]
• Britney Brings Home Howie For a Sleepover [ImNotObsessed]
• Hayden Sucks Face with Her Hero [TMZ]
• Jailhouse Stripes are Busting Out[Trendmill]
• Birkhead Brings Home Baby [UsWeekly]

• Uncle Jake To the Ramona’s Rescue [PopSugar]
• Paris Hilton is Dead Sort Of [IDLYITW]
• Crazy Woman Tries To Run Over Sandra Bullock’s Man [HollywoodRag]
• Michelle Rodriguez Confirms Suspicions [ASL]
• Eddie Murphy’s Hot Tub Days [CityRag]
• Hilary Duff Looks Annoyed and Tired [ImNotObsessed]
• Recreating Jessica Simpson’s Look [Trendmill]
• Fan to Angelina: Please Sign My Balls? [TMZ]
• Nic Cage Works Magic on Jessica Biel [UsWeekly]

• Richard Gere denounced a small right-wing minority in India whose complaints led to an arrest warrant against him. “There is a very conservative political party in India and they are the moral police,” Gere told Comedy Central’s The Daily Show With Jon Stewart yesterday. Gere said he was confident the issue would be sorted out. Legal experts agreed with Gere.
• Sources say that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have broken up already because Reese can’t find time for him, leaving him “devastated.” On Easter weekend, Reese went to church with her children instead of the Gyllenhaal clan. Jake’s rep has yet to comment.
• Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill yesterday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery with Russell Simmons without settling the check last weekend. She left a $100 tip for a $100 tab and was very apologetic.
• Tom Cruise’s friend and fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman is shooting down reports that the actor’s five-month marriage to Katie Holmes is unstable. “Honestly, they’re happy,” Elfman said yesterday in Santa Monica. “They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it.”

• Carrie Underwood Snuggles Up With Beau Tony Romo [IDLYITW]
• Kelly & Brandon Forever [DListed]
• More Lindsay Lohan as a Lumberjack [Egotastic]
• Paul Rudd & Friends Are Digging It [PopSugar]
• More of Britney Spears’s Toned Tummy [HollywoodTuna]
• Russell Simmons Calls for Ban on Words From Rap [HollywoodRag]
• Virgie Still Causin’ Probs [ASL]
• Celebrity Crossing Signs [CityRag]
• Pam Anderson Ready To Adopt [ImNotObsessed]
• 70’s Inspired Embroidered Tops [Trendmill]
• Michelle Rodriguez’s Frightening Face [TMZ]
• Jennifer Aniston Gets Smart Money [UsWeekly]

• Kim Basinger denies she leaked the angry voicemail ex-husband, Alec Baldwin left for their 11-year-old daughter and called Alec’s behavior “unstable and irrational” in a statement released by her publicist, Annett Wolf, on Monday.
• Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Spike Jones were spotted making out at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel Friday night.
• David Letterman will appear as Regis Philbin’s first guest when Regis returns to Live! With Regis & Kelly Thursday morning
• America’s Most Smartest Model is in the works with VH1…

• Scarlett Johansson Takes a Tumble (Video) [TMZ]
• I Can’t Deal with Rihanna’s Hotness [DListed]
• Russians Love Jennifer Lopez [IDLYITW]
• Lindsay Lohan Rockin’ the Bikini in Allure [Egotastic]
• Do You Think Kate & Owen Will Last? [PopSugar]
• Scarlett Johansson @ Saturday Night Live [HollywoodTuna]
• Fergie Works out to Fit into a Garbage Bag [HollywoodRag]
• Zit Popping is the New Burping [ASL]
• Arresting Celebrity Mugshots [CityRag]
• Rosie O’Donnell Defends Alec Baldwin’s Outburst [ImNotObsessed]
• Men’s Wear on Women [Trendmill]
• Jason Wahler’s Shocking Gun Photos [UsWeekly]

• Luke Wilson has a new woman in his life. Us Weekly sources caught him bringing home actress Dana Workman for Easter at brother Owen’s.
• Insiders claim Spider-Man 3 is the most expensive movie ever made. Hollywood reporter Kim Masters reports in Radar magazine that the total bill is more than $500 million. A rep for Sony says the film only cost $270 million.
• NBC hit Heroes is back tonight after a six-week hiatus.
• The hit Mel Brooks musical, The Producers, ended its New York run Sunday after 2,502 performances.
• Ellen DeGeneres will host Wednesday’s American Idol (Gives Back) , which will feature two hours of live performances from from Disney Concert Hall.

• The Olsens are Hot Hot Hot [DListed]
• Ash & Pete More Than Just Merging Hoodie Collections [PopSugar]
• An Elisha Cuthbert Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
• Pamela Anderson Hopes the Russians Can Help [HollywoodRag]
• James Blunt Gets Frisky With Paris Hilton [ASL]
• Happy Four-Twenty [CityRag]
• Love It Or Hate It: Ali Larter [ImNotObsessed]
• Steinbeck’s The New Accessory [Trendmill]
• LiLo Gets Felt Up By Water [Egotastic]
• Ashlee Simpson on Her Rumored Hook-Up With Ryan Phillippe [UsWeekly]

• Britney Spears’ father, Jamie, sent an email to Page Six, apologizing to Larry Rudolph for being fired by his pop star daughter. Jamie said Larry was being treated unfairly because he was the one chosen to be firm with Britney during her spiral. Britney, through her rep, said she is praying for her father. “It’s sad that all the men in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love,” she said. Meanwhile, a friend of Spears claims that Britney shaved her head in honor of her aunt who recently died of cancer.
• Brad Pitt was spotted buying two packs of Marlboro Reds and Gatorade at The Boot, a college bar next to Tulane University in New Orleans.
• Jessica Alba is said to be getting $5 million to be the new face of Revlon.
• The Sex and the City movie could start filming in New York in September, insiders say.

• Victoria’s Secret Model Alessandra Ambrosio Hits the Big 26! [HollywoodTuna]
• Britney Spears Takes a Dump [DListed]
• Beyonce - Japanese Make Everything Better Than Us [IDLYITW]
• Sad Non Celebrity News: 31 Dead So Far on College Campus [PopSugar]
• Jared Leto is a 7/10 in Bed [HollywoodRag]
• Jon Voight Shouldn’t Hold His Breath [ASL]
• Impossible Celebrity Pairings [CityRag]
• Daniel Craig in a Beanie [ImNotObsessed]
• The Dustbowl Look [Trendmill]
• Zooey Deschanel To Play Nude Janis Joplin [Egotastic]
• J.Lo to Smack National Enquirer Over Heroin Story [TMZ]
• Salma Hayek: I’ve Fought Stereotypes [UsWeekly]

• Box Office Totals: 1. “Disturbia,” $23 million, 2. “Blades of Glory,” $14.1 million, 3. “Meet the Robinsons,” $12.1 million, 4. “Perfect Stranger,” $11.5 million, 5. “Are We Done Yet?”, $9.2 million. /AP
• Jennifer Aniston was spotted on a date with a tall, handsome, blond man at the Sunset Tower restaurant in Hollywood, according to The Post.
• Ryan Gosling was overheard telling a friend that he and girlfriend Rachel McAdams have split up. The conversation took place on Wednesday at the L.A. premiere of Fracture.
• Scarlett Johansson and Liv Tyler are hosting the annual Free Arts NYC charity art auction tonight.
• Harvey Weinstein is said to be lining up an A-list cast for the movie production of the Tony-award winning musical Nine. Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellweger, and Anne Hathaway, are the celebrities being considered for the six major female roles. WOW!!!
• Christina Ricci has signed on to play Trixie in Speed Racer. The film, an adaptation of the 1960’s cartoon, is expected to be released in summer 2008.
• Andre Agassi accidentally hit wife Steffi Graf in the face with his tennis racket, causing her to need stitches, while the pair played a game during a fundraiser in Houston on Sunday. “She’s OK,” Agassi said. “It was an unfortunate accident.” The couple was in town for Agassi’s part in a reality show called The Big Give, an upcoming Oprah Winfrey production.
• Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth is one of four celebrities that stripped naked for the May issue of Allure. Though Kristin, 38, was bold enough to pose nude, she admits to the magazine that she’s not at her ideal weight.