This is nothing out of the ordinary. Adriana Lima is on the beach - again, wearing a tiny bikini - again. I could prattle on about how hot she looks, how great her body is or how much I’d prefer to see her completely naked, splashing about in my backyard in a kiddy pool full of olive oil (extra virgin of course), but I won’t. Instead, I’ll just say that if I were on the beach on that particular day and I caught a glimpse of Adriana bending over like she is here, I’d be like a bull charging a matador. The last thing I’d see before going to heaven would be the flash of her red bikini bottoms. Toro!

Like the rest of you, when I think of Adriana Lima it usually brings to mind a sexy bikini photo shoot, or lingerie spread in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. So you can imagine my disappointment when I saw these latest pictures of her attending the Dream Girls premiere wearing a head to toe dress. I’ve seen Amish schoolteachers show more skin at church than Adriana did for this event! Don’t get me wrong though, she still looks amazing. With a face like that, it’s pretty hard not to. You could put her head on the body of a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, and I’d still ask for her number.

First I would like to say that I don’t think much of Vida Guerra. For starters, she’s not that pretty and secondly her ass isn’t as perfect as the Photoshop wizards at FHM want you to believe it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I’m not crazy! I mean, would you give up the opportunity to have a booty like that as your personal pillow? Look at it! The thing has neck support and all. Hmm… but you may wanna double bag the pillow case.

Check out the rest of this photo shoot at FHM.com

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It looks like Adriana Lima and her supermodel friends are out shilling lingerie just in time for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 5th. I admit, I’ve never watched the broadcast but I have seen plenty of the past events’ pictures. To be honest, that’s enough for me. I mean, how many times can I watch models walk up and down a catwalk before getting bored. Yes, you heard me. Bored. A guy like me needs — no, demands more! Not much more, but just enough to keep my attention in a world where celebrity sex tapes are everywhere and internet porn is free. Maybe Adriana Lima can use that crazy tongue of hers and use it to do something really naughty to Gisele Bundchen. Oh yeah, that would certainly keep me “up” for the full hour!

*Last years Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Sometimes I really hate seeing pictures of Adriana Lima. Now before you all start thinking I’m some kind of sexual deviant, eunuch or imbecile, allow me to explain. Looking at Adriana is like looking at a top of the line Ferrari. Both are absolutely gorgeous, but you’ll never be able to afford either. In the end, you’re reminded that women like that don’t date guys like you and me! I guess that would be be better for her anyway. If we did date, that prized ass of hers would be so covered in bite marks, that she’d never get a paying gig again.

*Check out more Adriana Lima pictures here.